In honor of Chuck Norris' birthday I thought I would share the Top 10 reasons why Mike Huckabee should run for President in 2012 ...and Chuck Norris should join him on the campaign trail..
10. We haven't seen a Chuck and Huck commercial in a while
9. 2012 is Mike 's year. 2012 is Chuck Norris's IQ
8. If Mike starts to put his foot in his mouth, Chuck will put his foot there first.
7. When reporters write misleading headlines, they will face Chuck Norris' headbuts
6. Mike Huckabee wants to secure the border. Chuck Norris will build a fence in 20 days (or at least a whole lot faster than the current administration!)
5. Mike Huckabee is leading in all the polls
and Chuck Norris hasn't even voted yet!
4. Mike Huckabee is ahead of Barack Obama in a number of head to head matchups.. Chuck Norris has never lost a head to head matchup!
3. Mike Huckabee's philosophy of governing "A Simple Government" is a best seller..Chuck Norris read the book in 20.12 minutes...frontwards and backwards...in 26 languages
2. Mike Huckabee left Arkansas $800,000,000 in the black
Chuck Norris has defeated 800,000,000 black belts
1. Chuck Norris says it should be so... Enough said!
Happy Birthday Chuck!
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